of the Top Ten Reasons We Put Our Feet Together in a Circle:
“9. The proximity of our feet is a recurring reminder of what has brought us together, and the circle is a symbol of the enduring bond we have formed.”
-Forrest
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Top Ten Reasons We Put Our Feet Together in a Circle
#8 Toe jam?
Zappa even wrote a song about toe jam and called it Stink Foot— partial lyrics are reproduced below
Out through the night
An the whisperin breezes
To the place where they keep
The imaginary diseases . . .
Now scientists call this disease bromidrosis
(that’s right!)
And well they should
Even napoleon knows that
But us regular folks
Who might wear a tennis shoe
Or an occasional python boot
Know this exquisite little inconvenience by the name of:
Stink foot
Yknow, my python boot is too tight
I couldnt get it off last night
A week went by, an now it’s july
I finally got it off
An my girl-friend cry
You got stink foot! stink foot, darlin
Your stink foot puts a hurt on my nose!
Stink foot! stink foot! I aint lyin,
Can you rinse it off, dyou suppose?